Our lawyer said we couldn’t tell you that when you wear this vintage-inspired t-shirt: it instantly allows you to play the electric guitar, communicate with animals through telepathy, understand directions for assembling furniture, makes you appear three times as mysterious, or that it was Davy Crockett’s favorite shirt or any of this. So we won’t.
All our lawyer said we could tell you was that this t-shirt is: 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, 25% rayon, and it’s made in the USA.
We hope that helps!
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